the other woman...........

Mark has another love....... They have been together for 10 years. He spends hours of his day with her, He spends hundreds of dollar$ on her, He LOVES her!!! I use to complain about their relationship, but I have come to accept her as part of our life.......


I am referring to...... Mark's TRUCK!


It is with a heavy heart, that I report of her terminal state. We don't know exactly how long she has, but we know that it will be soon. Mark refuses to make a statement at this time (it is still too raw).